You could spend your whole life only driving Mercedes and never feel that you’ve missed out. Look at the range!

Normally I don’t like too many modifications but I really love trucks and this Brabus G class is just *chefs kiss*. So big and obnoxious. I didn’t think it was legal to have front windows that tinted but I don’t imagine this car was dreamt up by someone who cares about the rules. The suspension is so high you could fit another car under it I love it (took this photo myself). On the opposite end of the spectrum, seductively shaped like a four wheeled sex toy, the Gullwing 300SL, in the only colour combination that this car should come in. Well… I love both! An SL in the streets and a G-Class in the sheets… one might say…. 😉

G-Class truck

Pros:

• Robust enough to protect you from all the women that will be throwing themselves at you
• Big enough to have sex in
• Enough room in the back for my shopping plus when an inevitable revolution happens you could always just drive away to the countryside and live in it

Cons:

• Everybody will secretly hate you
• Never going to find a parking space 
• Probably uninsurable (not that you care)

Gullwing SL

Pros:

• Basically viagra
• Suddenly everyone loves you
• Red interior matches my lipstick and freshly spanked bottom, which adds to the elegant aesthetic

Cons:

• Hard to enter/exit car gracefully unless you’re 4ft tall with exceptionally strong knees
• Nowhere near big enough to have sex in (thus somewhat negating the viagra effects of the car itself)
• Honestly that’s it