How would you like it?

Hello from this fabulous new bar I’ve discovered – with old school cham it’s an excellent spot for our date as it’s also on the same road as two of my favourite restaurants AND just around the corner from the Rolls Royce garage. ⭐ Fun Date Idea: ⭐ drinks here, then dinner at one of my favourite places, then you buy me a Rolls Royce. It’s the perfect 50/50 compromise – I get a Rolls Royce, and you get the rarest gift of all: a kiss on the cheek from a woman who owns a Rolls Royce. Everyone’s a winner.

So I’ll be honest – I don’t like martinis. In fact somebody once said a martini is just a shot with good PR, and that somebody was me. Still, they’ve got girly cocktails for us non believers. I took mine short and sweet with some monster munch on the side (silly, but surprisingly good pairing). I also couldn’t help but notice how lovely the sound system was. F*ck Sonos! Look at these lovely speakers, they had such great sound.

Speaking of great sound, when I was in Hermes the assistant showed me the most outrageous thing you’ve ever seen (well actually the most outrageous thing you’ve ever seen will happen in a hotel suite shortly after you complete the Fun Date Idea I’ve so carefully curated above). But anyway, look at this beautiful handmade Hermes DJ booth, wrapped in leather of course. Ridiculous? Absolutely! But what is this life if full of care??? Such a beautiful object I gasped when I saw it. I think it’s more of a collectors piece so I imagine it’ll end up in someone’s third home gathering dust and not getting much action. If you’re in the same position (third home, gathering dust, not getting much action), then I very much look forward to your invitation 🙂

Big kiss!

B ❤️